Everyone has a Wii. Everyone. Now that the craze is coming to an end, and sales are starting to curve down, how do we get them to buy another Wii?
Well, Nintendo, we could always put out a hot looking Wii in a different color...hey, isn't it that one guy's birthday soon? You know, the one with the mustache?
Oh yeah! You're right Nintendo! I think his name was...Wario? Anyway, he wears red. Red is sexy.
Yes, Nintendo, red IS sexy. Let's make a red Wii. Everyone who already owns a Wii will be forced to buy this beautiful new one.
Good call, Nintendo, good call! We should probably also do a red commemorative DSiXL to boost the sales of our throw away handheld model.
Wow, Nintendo, that's brilliant! With the 3DS coming out people will be going crazy trying to decide between an amazing looking DS they didn't want and a hot new DS with 3D Pokémans! I bet some of them will buy both!
Man, Nintendo, we are genius.
Yes, Nintendo, we are.
|It continues to print money!|
The classic equation of Old System + New Color = Profit. Well played, Nintendo.